Look at Yoda! I love that THAT’S the image of him they went with for this poster, as if even Yoda’s sick of campaigning for this piece of cinema emptiness.
Yoda’s just standing back there trying to work out his grocery list or something. ”Son of a bitch… gotta pick up milk…and cranberry juice. Why did I walk today? Why do I need only the heaviest, bulkiest groceries all at the same time. The walk back’s gonna be horrible….huh? Phantom Menace again? Son of a bitch. Toilet paper.”